kaguramutsuki: when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so fucking triumphant like “haha bye you dumb sons a bitches, i’m gonna go get my teeth cleaned and then eat mcdonalds. where you at”

kaguramutsuki: when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so fucking triumphant like “haha bye you dumb sons a bitches, i’m gonna go get my teeth cleaned and then eat mcdonalds. where you at”

Micdotcom: This Genius Twitter Bot Is Correcting Anyone Who Misgenders Caitlyn Jenner An Automatic Twitter Bot Called @She_Not_He Is Scrubbing Twitter, Looking For Anyone Who Uses The “He” Pronoun In Conjunction With Caitlyn Jenner’s Name, Then

Tyleroakley: Taylorswift: Newwromantiks: Curiousswift:thebentley13: Taylor Wtf Is Happening Here Im Confused It’s Like She Is Doing That Test That Police Officers Do To See If You’re Drunk Or Not … I Saw The Guy With The Camera And Wasn’t

Genderoftheday: Today’s Gender Of The Day Is: Such [Image Description: A Recommended Tumblr Blog Entitled Men And Such Above Three Pictures Of People Presumed To Be Men.]

Achievingmore: Thorxndor: I Was Sitting On My Friends Bed With Her When She Came Out As Gay And I Was Looking Through A Chinese Food Pamphlet So I Put It Down, Looked At Her And Said “I Was Going To Suggest Ordering Food But I See Now You’d Prefer

Hootbird: This Vine Is Fucking Tragic Because This Is My Life Right Now. I Am The Green Monster.

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Sodomymcscurvylegs: Majormitchmajor: -Alexander: Goals. Now Look, I Don’t Know If This Person Above Me Who Wrote “Goals” Knows That Oliwer Mastalerz Here Is Transgender, Or If Perhaps They Know That And They Just Don’t Care. But I Think That

Cheshirelibrary: How To Tell If You Are In A High Fantasy Novel[Via The Toast]The Elders Would Like A Word With You.the Ritual Is About To Begin.something That Has Not Happened In A Thousand Years Is Happening.you Are Going To The City. There Is Only

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Actuallyjoebiden: I Convinced 6 Middle Aged Women That Professed To Hate Action Movies To Go See Mad Max: Fury Road. You Know How I Did It? I Said “The Main Character Is A Woman And She’s Not Sexualized At All.” And That Was It. I Had A Whole Speech

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Fuckbangovers: So At My House We Have An Intercom In Everyone’s Room And When You Press “Talk” And Speak Into It Everyone Can Hear What You Say So Last Night At Like 1 Am I Spoke Into It And Quietly Whispered “Shia Labeouf“ I Heard My Mom

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