schmergo: schmergo:I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because

schmergo: schmergo:I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because

Thebobblehat:floozys:floozys:straight Boys Are Weak And Pathetic, Queer Girls Walk Into The Ladies Changing Room And See Ten Women Naked, Do They Stare? Do They Say Something Inappropriate? Do They Make Them Uncomfortable? No Because They Have The Common

Byecarmilla: Vapor-Man: Australians: M8 Pirates: M80 Why Did I Say Mate O In My Head

Blue-Eyed-Hanji: Pleatedjeans: Clickhole Barry Wilmore Has Seen Some Shit

Onion!(And Lapis)

Soulofmonochrome: Vanillabeanmini: Ep0Nine: Saramcclarinet: Brainbowunicorn: Sometimes I Just Start Singing And My Mom Joins In Whoa… #Don’t Trust This#They’re Probably Sirens #Definitelysirens But Just Imagine If The Mom Is Really A Siren,

Ungratefullittleshit:“For A Brief Time In The 70’S, Our Town Was Taken Over By A Cult.”

Iswearimnotnaked: Lusassifer: Iswearimnotnaked: Why The HCk Am I So Cold And Why Isn’t Anyone Snuggling Me And Why Do Grocery Stores Charge So Much For A Small Amount Of Ice Cream Why Did You Censor The Word HCk Because It’s A Fucking Bad

Ziaell: Lmao

Troyetroyetroye: Annakendrickofficial: A Shout Out To All The People Who Started Saying “Same” As A Joke Once In Awhile But Now Use It For The Most Random Things Like A Car Honking Their Horn At Another Car Yesterday A Book Fell Off My Desk And

Elayouaray: Labyrinth-Inspired Wedding Photos! Source: Http://Www.geeksaresexy.net/2014/01/11/Lets-Dance-Labyrinth-Inspired-Wedding-Photo-Shoot/

Godtie:the Lone Gay Friend In The Friend Group Is Such A Liehonestly Give It Like 5 Years And The Same Friend Group Will Have The One Straight Friendwe Group Together Before We Even Know It

Untruths Written By Three Daughters

FemdomMatriarchy FeralPokePorn