fonesecks: I hate when people say “I assumed you were busy” literally takes 2 seconds to see if I’m busy

fonesecks: I hate when people say “I assumed you were busy” literally takes 2 seconds to see if I’m busy

Bombing: Vonwienerburg: Bombing: I Have Here A List Of Every Major Hurricane That Has Been Named After A Girl And Will Now Attempt To Ask Out Every Single One The Hurricanes Or Girls With The Same Name? Why The Fuck Would I Ask Out Girls

Incredible Octopus Behavior Nearly Caused Scientist To Drown From Laughing

Saggiest: When Your Phone Is At 3% And It Dies

Urbancatfitters:*Has One Uncomfortable Interaction**Is Fucked Up For 3 Days*

Baby Animal Posts

Heyreallygiger: If I Ever Met Satan The First Thing I Would Say Is “Did It Hurt…When You Fell From Heaven??” It Would Be Hilarious. The Next Thing I Would Do Is Probably Burst Into Flame And Get Impaled Dozens Of Times But It Would Still Be Hilarious

Steve Jobs Didn't Die So My Iphone Could Restart Twelve Times A Day

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Cravings:when Someone Makes Jokes Out Of Your Insecurities

Meladoodle: Someone Is Trying To Convince Me That The Name ‘Glen’ Is Short For ‘Glenjamin’ And I Cant Stop Laughing

Corieeamelia: Igglooaustralia:me To Myself 24/7: Lol I’m Ugly As Fucksome Hating Bitch: You’re Not That Cute!Me: Bitch Im Cute As Fuck, What The Fuck Are You Talking Bout, You Could Neva Be This Cute! Stay Mad Hoe! Omg Thas Me

Vinebox: Then There’s Always This Family Member Who Say This Every Family Reunion

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