egberts:omg you know what sucks? when you’re about to shower and you notice your hair looks cute. goodbye cute hair, i must get clean.

egberts:omg you know what sucks? when you’re about to shower and you notice your hair looks cute. goodbye cute hair, i must get clean.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No Homo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Joshpeck: I’m Screaming What Does This Mean

Gnarly: When You Accidentally Open A Message You Didnt Wanna Open And Now You Have To Reply

Thegingerghost

Bird Psa

Fuckkait: Rainspelled: Kittenesque:(For Non-Us People Who Don’t Know, Fafsa Is The Federal College Financial Aid Stuff) According To My Fafsa, My Dad Is Able To Use Half Of His Salary To Pay For Both Me And My Brother To Be In College At The Same

Startingwithayang: The Year Is 2214 A Person Is Walking Through A Mueseum And Sees A Cd “I Remember That Band, My Great-Grandma Used To Love Them.” Says The Person Drum Beats Fill The Air As Fall Out Boy Comes Down From The Heavens They Did It They

Kingwilliamv:squeekylittlemeercat:isis-:1971Endlessthoughts:themostamazingphil:godtie:do You Ever Just Glance At A Guys Crotch And Think “Theres A Dick There”I Tried To Scrolli Tried To Scroll Toowe All Triedit Never Works. I’m A Straight Guy

This Exhibit Is Well Suited

Soldierofenlightenment: Modern Art

Coolhandofagirl: Security Called Me At Work Today And Told Me They Saw Me Outside Chasing A Frog Around On The Security Cameras. I Wasnt In Trouble They Just Wanted To Let Me Know They Saw Me. I Didn’t Catch Him.

Genderoftheday: Today’s Gender Of The Day Is: The Witch That Can Protect My Soul From Iminate Destruction.

ILikeLittleButts IShouldBuyABoat