sassassian:Taylor Swift’s ability to look like your older sister who just graduated from columbia, a 2nd grade teacher, a politician’s trophy wife, and your man’s side bitch all at the same time will be nothing if not inspiring to me

sassassian:Taylor Swift’s ability to look like your older sister who just graduated from columbia, a 2nd grade teacher, a politician’s trophy wife, and your man’s side bitch all at the same time will be nothing if not inspiring to me

Plasticroyal: This Is Literally Your Mum At The Start Of Every Pokemon Game

Partyarty21: Warburtonlabs: Presidentperidot: !!! Check The 2X4 Tech! Real Life Kids Next Door 😵✌🏾️💯

Castielcampbell: Danielkanhai: I Hate When Customers At Work Hand Me A 100 Dollar Bill And Then Scoff When I Check The Watermark. Like, Lady, I Will Break Out The Counterfeit Pen. I’ll Draw Your God Damn Portrait Over Benjamin Franklin’s Before

Tastefullyoffensive: By Jim Benton

Icantbelieveitsnotbuffering: Coltre: If I Could Breathe Underwater You Would Never See Me Again You’d See Me 5 Minutes Later Because My Foot Touched Something

Tastefullyoffensive: Bob The Golden Retriever Is Best Friends With Eight Birds And A Hamster.(Photos Via @Bob_Goldenretriever/Imgur)

Automatically: When I Badly Need To Pee But There Is A Line For The Toilets

Jerkidiot: Jerkidiot: There Was A Girl On My Bus Who Was On Tumblr And I Looked At Her And Said “Tumblr Is The Worst Thing That Has Ever Happened To Me” And She Looked At Me And Said “I Know I Follow You” She Walked Up To Me In The Hallway

Hockeylvr42: Mathematigoaliegifted: Hockeylvr42: Just-Shower-Thoughts: If Everything In The Universe Suddenly Got 100 Times Bigger, At The Exact Same Time, There’d Be No Way Of Noticing. Calm Down Plato, I Only Like To Question My Existence After

Guardiansofthegalaxys: Fangirl Challenge: Movies [2/20] Avengers Assemble There Was An Idea, Stark Knows This, Called The Avengers Initiative. The Idea Was To Bring Together A Group Of Of Remarkable People To See If They Could Become Something More.

Sorry: Being The Annoying Friend Like:

Carolxdanvers: “You Can’t Call Yourself Gay Or Lesbian If You’re Bi”“You’re In A Gay Relationship Even Though You’re Bi”