plasticroyal: this is literally your mum at the start of every pokemon game

plasticroyal: this is literally your mum at the start of every pokemon game

Partyarty21: Warburtonlabs: Presidentperidot: !!! Check The 2X4 Tech! Real Life Kids Next Door 😵✌🏾️💯

Castielcampbell: Danielkanhai: I Hate When Customers At Work Hand Me A 100 Dollar Bill And Then Scoff When I Check The Watermark. Like, Lady, I Will Break Out The Counterfeit Pen. I’ll Draw Your God Damn Portrait Over Benjamin Franklin’s Before

Tastefullyoffensive: By Jim Benton

Icantbelieveitsnotbuffering: Coltre: If I Could Breathe Underwater You Would Never See Me Again You’d See Me 5 Minutes Later Because My Foot Touched Something

Tastefullyoffensive: Bob The Golden Retriever Is Best Friends With Eight Birds And A Hamster.(Photos Via @Bob_Goldenretriever/Imgur)

Automatically: When I Badly Need To Pee But There Is A Line For The Toilets

Jerkidiot: Jerkidiot: There Was A Girl On My Bus Who Was On Tumblr And I Looked At Her And Said “Tumblr Is The Worst Thing That Has Ever Happened To Me” And She Looked At Me And Said “I Know I Follow You” She Walked Up To Me In The Hallway

Hockeylvr42: Mathematigoaliegifted: Hockeylvr42: Just-Shower-Thoughts: If Everything In The Universe Suddenly Got 100 Times Bigger, At The Exact Same Time, There’d Be No Way Of Noticing. Calm Down Plato, I Only Like To Question My Existence After

Guardiansofthegalaxys: Fangirl Challenge: Movies [2/20] Avengers Assemble There Was An Idea, Stark Knows This, Called The Avengers Initiative. The Idea Was To Bring Together A Group Of Of Remarkable People To See If They Could Become Something More.

Sorry: Being The Annoying Friend Like:

Carolxdanvers: “You Can’t Call Yourself Gay Or Lesbian If You’re Bi”“You’re In A Gay Relationship Even Though You’re Bi”

Acesirius: One Of My Favourite Things About The Fall Out Boy Fandom Is That There’s No Kind Of Weird Gatekeeper Complex Like You Can’t Name Five Songs???? Cool Me Neither Their Song Titles Are So Long Who Can Remember That Shit You Dont Know The

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