iguanamouth: tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”

iguanamouth: tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”

Guapet: Speedlimit15: Exeggcute: Why Is It That Villains And Not Protagonists Are Always The Ones Breaking Gender Roles Hmmmm It’s Called Queercoding And It’s Intentional And Basically Brainwashes Kids Into Having Negative Associations With

Motherfuckingshakespeare: Akafoxxcub: The Best Is When You’re Reminded That “Nothing” Is Elizabethan Slang For Female Genitals, So Shakespeare Literally Titled His Play Much Ado About Pussy Ah, Shakespeare. Such Fine And Serious Art. So Serious.

Jxhn-Murphy:ok So A Few Years Ago My Brother Got Married On April Fools Day, And He Called My Dad And He Was All “Dad Guess What I Got Married” And My Dad Was Like “Haha Funny Happy April Fools Day” Except My Brother Had Actually Gotten Married.

Jessequicks: “Forget Stardust—You Are Iron. Your Blood Is Nothing But Ferrous Liquid. When You Bleed, You Reek Of Rust. It Is Iron That Fills Your Heart And Sits In Your Veins. And What Is Iron, Really, Unless It’s Forged? You Are Iron. And You

Frozenmusings: Aznzanzwi: Xybutt: Ditzystars: Pocahontas If You Don’t Love Genie, There’s Something Wrong With You. Ive Been Waiting For This Gif Set My Entire Life Never Not Reblogging

Rubyetc: It Is Exhausting Seeing People And I Love Them But I Cannot Wait For Them To Leave So I Can Be Myself Again And Eat Crackers Alone In The Dark

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