deseptions: tbh the reason i drink so much water is because im salty af and im trying to dilute myself

deseptions: tbh the reason i drink so much water is because im salty af and im trying to dilute myself

Spongebob Squarepants

1Hund: Almondmilkpapi: Unsuccessfulmetalbenders: That Child Is Dead He Sent Him Straight To Hell He Really Broke The Laws Of Physics With That Amount Of Acceleration His Final Moment Before Being Sent Straight Into The Shadow Realm

Aphswede: The Only Important Black Friday Sale

Sosungalittleclodofclay: Sakurasenshi: Just Saw This On Twitter Help I Can’t Stop Laughing Every Time I See This I Start Laughing Again

Madelinelime: I Didn’t Think That Could Get Worse Than #6 But Holy Shit Dodged A Bullet.

One Important Thought

Rockxxoutxxright: Fayedaniels: Blackgirlsrpretty2: It’s Not Your Job To Entertain Him By Sending Him Nudes It’s Not Your Job To Satisfy Him Sexually Because He’s Horny You Are Not Required To Do Anything That Makes You Feel Uncomfortable Or That

Biancahaylock: This Was So Cute (X)

Communistbakery: Whenever I Say “I Wish People Found Me Attractive” People Always Say Oh You Are!! But Like It’s A Pity Thing, I Want Ppl To Legitimately Find Me Attractive And Try To Flirt With Me Etc Without Doing It Bc Im A Last Resort Or Because

Live For The Moments

Clarksbruce: “Ya’ll Need Jesus” Says Me, An Avid Sinner.

Writingsforwinter: Oh My God. Someone Just Sent Me This. They Were Referring To My Writing.“If What You Have Doesn’t Count As A Superpower Then I Don’t Know What Does.”

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