thomasbngalter: i used to think tumblr ruined my sense of humor but actually it improved since i no longer laugh at racist and sexist shit and instead laugh at ‘egg’

thomasbngalter: i used to think tumblr ruined my sense of humor but actually it improved since i no longer laugh at racist and sexist shit and instead laugh at ‘egg’

Equated: [Aggressively Thinks About Having Sex With You While Keeping A Straight Face]

To The Tune Of &Quot;Our House&Quot;

Three Sisters

Whispering Bones

Fegeleh: Highgayden: “No Homo” The Teenage Boy Whispers As He Pulls Away From Kissing His Friend. He Gently Strokes The Other Males Face “Full Bi” He Adds In A Sensuous Tone. Full Bi

Tired And Reconnecting

Fieldbears: Britneyjustin: Britsanity: Witnesses Say They Asked Britney Why She Shaved Her Head And Her Response Was, “I’m Tired Of Plugging Things Into It. I’m Tired Of People Touching Me.” I Can Never Not Reblog This T-Pain:

Spiders-And-Striders: Me: Let Me Put On Lipstick Boy: Oh…I Don’t Like Lipstick On Girls Me:

Phantomdoodler: I Will Never Understand People Who Are Like “Conflicts Should Be Settled In Private” When The Instigator Started It Publicly????

Farmers-Against-Thespians: Bookofneilpatrickharris: My Favorite Mode Of Transportation Is Tap Dancing. Get On A Tractor For Once In Your Life You Sickening Theater Person

Bifacts: Fact: Bisexuals Are Open To Everything. Coffee Dates, Crowded Parties, Underground Robot Fighting Rings, Secret Witch Covens. We’re Open Minded.

Beyoncemma: Hardcoremagicalgirl: Did-You-Kno: Sixpenceee: Chinese Scientists Have Created The World’s Lightest Material. Graphene Aerogel That Is Seven Times Lighter Than Air. It Is So Light That One Cubic Inch Can Be Balanced On A Blade Of Grass,

Upskirt UpskirtHentai