elijvhx: Me: *carries my phone with me everywhere in the house even though nobody is texting me*

elijvhx: Me: carries my phone with me everywhere in the house even though nobody is texting me

Thelake-House: “Addicted To Loving You”

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Lameorgy: When My Friends Ask Me For Money

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Melaniesole: It’s Been A Minute

Wanderfckinglust: This Woman With Vitiligo Has Skin That Resembles The Surface Of The Sun– And It Is The Most Beautiful Thing I Have Ever Seen.

Moose-Amore: Girls Who Wear Cute Underwear Specifically For You Deserve To Be Eaten Out Like They’re Your Last Meal On Death Row.

Xmenimagines: I Didn’t Want To Respond Because The Answer Was “Me And My Friends Are Arguing Over Which One Of Us Has The Most Sociopathic Tendencies And I Thought ‘Hey I Murdered My Twin In The Womb’ Was An Excellent Argument”

Therealslimstacey: Itsdorkgirl

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Arcaninetails: Breakfast For Dinner Is Fun When You’re A Kid But When You’re An Adult It’s Just Like “Yo I Ate Lunch At 5 Pm Today And Linear Time Is Functionally Meaningless”

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