The Love Whisperer

Optimysticals: Broliloquy: Gundamdick: Thepioden: Hair-Old-Styles: Harrystyies: What If Oxygen Is Poisonous And It Just Takes 75-100 Years To Kill Us? My Science Teacher Said He Thinks That’s True Actually Yeah This Is Actually Pretty Much Exactly

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Schwartzspeare: Bored? Try Depersonalization! Are Your Hands Attached To Your Body? Who Is That Person In The Mirror? You’ll Never Know!

Pixyled: And-Down-We-Go: My Mom Just Accidentally Prematurely Sent An Email To An Accounting Firm… It Was Supposed To Say ‘I Am Afraid That We Will Have To Postpone Our Meeting” But She Hit Send When All It Said Was Hi Jeffrey, I Am

Angelic-Dove: Date A Boy Who Hates Coleslaw Date A Boy Who Never Lets Coleslaw Near You Date A Boy Who Will Chuck A Bowl Of Coleslaw Across The Room If Someone Puts It Near You

Tittyphysicist: I Love When A Nigga Look At You All Mesmerized And Shit. Not In A “I Wanna Fuck The Shit Outta You Rn” Way But In The Way Where You Know They’re Admiring You For Everything That You Are.even Though I Like The Former Too.

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Spiffyblargh:this Is How You Kill Depth In A Character.

Lasfloresdemay0: U Ever Look At Someone And Just Think Man I Want To Treat You Like No One Else Has

Odins-One-Eyed-Fuck: Bureaubaggins: Dignified-And-Old: Baruchobramowitz: Behold The Most Disgustingly Aggressive Display Of Americanness I’m Just Picturing Some Dude Sitting At The Dinner Table, His Assault Rifles Propped Up In The Other Chairs

New Idea: The Hyper Bowl

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