just-shower-thoughts: Cynicism is the price you pay for understanding reality better than optimists.

just-shower-thoughts: Cynicism is the price you pay for understanding reality better than optimists.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Warm Soda And Cold Coffee Are The Same Temperature.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: As A Kid I Thought Being Able To Perfectly Reproduce My Signature Would Be Much A Bigger Deal Than It Actually Is.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: The “Dumb Jock” Stereotype Might Have Come About Due To Unchecked And Undiagnosed Concussions In High School Athletes.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If Humans Were Like Honey Bees And We Died If We Killed Somebody, Wars Would Be A Whole Lot Different.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Why Is No-One Ever The Right Amount Of Whelmed?

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Dating Is Really Just A Super Long Interview For A Volunteer Job

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Instead Of Sesame Street Or Disney Characters, Newborn Diapers Should Be Printed With Helpful Quotes For New Parents

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Ryan Reynolds Just Got A Free Pass To Be The Biggest Troll On The Planet. He Could Do Almost Anything Now And Claim Its Deadpool Marketing

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Our Phones Can Track Our Locations, And Google Even Keeps Track Of This Information. It Would Be Really Cool If Every Time You Added Someone To Your Contact List, Google Told You How Many Times Your Paths Have Crossed, And When

Just-Shower-Thoughts: When The Internet First Became Popular We Were Afraid Of People From The Internet Finding Us In Real Life, Now We’re Afraid Of People In Real Life Finding Out About Our Lives On The Internet.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: As A Kid I Hated Getting Grounded, Now I Get Upset When I Have To Leave The House

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Instagram Sounds Like A Great Name For A Marijuana Delivery Service

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