just-shower-thoughts: Dating is really just a super long interview for a volunteer job

just-shower-thoughts: Dating is really just a super long interview for a volunteer job

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Instead Of Sesame Street Or Disney Characters, Newborn Diapers Should Be Printed With Helpful Quotes For New Parents

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Ryan Reynolds Just Got A Free Pass To Be The Biggest Troll On The Planet. He Could Do Almost Anything Now And Claim Its Deadpool Marketing

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Our Phones Can Track Our Locations, And Google Even Keeps Track Of This Information. It Would Be Really Cool If Every Time You Added Someone To Your Contact List, Google Told You How Many Times Your Paths Have Crossed, And When

Just-Shower-Thoughts: When The Internet First Became Popular We Were Afraid Of People From The Internet Finding Us In Real Life, Now We’re Afraid Of People In Real Life Finding Out About Our Lives On The Internet.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: As A Kid I Hated Getting Grounded, Now I Get Upset When I Have To Leave The House

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Instagram Sounds Like A Great Name For A Marijuana Delivery Service

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Tree Houses Are Scary. You Are Cutting Down A Tree, Turning It Into Planks, And Placing It In Another Tree’s Arms, Before Climbing Inside To Relax.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If I Was A Criminal, I Would Draw The Same Fake Tattoo In A Really Conspicuous Place Before All Of My Crimes, So Witnesses Would Tell The Police I Had A Tattoo And They Would Discount Me As The Perpetrator.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: The Older I Get The More I Realize, The Professional World Is Extremely Unprofessional.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Running Out Of Batteries Is Your Vibrator’s Way Of Saying “I’m Not In The Mood”

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Talking To People On The Internet In The 90S Meant I Was A Loser With No Friends, Not Talking To People On The Internet Now Means I Am A Loser With No Friends.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: My Dryer Is Actually A Machine That Slowly Turns Clothing Into Lint.

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