just-shower-thoughts: If I was a criminal, I would draw the same fake tattoo in a really conspicuous place before all of my crimes, so witnesses would tell the police I had a tattoo and they would discount me as the perpetrator.

just-shower-thoughts: If I was a criminal, I would draw the same fake tattoo in a really conspicuous place before all of my crimes, so witnesses would tell the police I had a tattoo and they would discount me as the perpetrator.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: The Older I Get The More I Realize, The Professional World Is Extremely Unprofessional.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Running Out Of Batteries Is Your Vibrator’s Way Of Saying “I’m Not In The Mood”

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Talking To People On The Internet In The 90S Meant I Was A Loser With No Friends, Not Talking To People On The Internet Now Means I Am A Loser With No Friends.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: My Dryer Is Actually A Machine That Slowly Turns Clothing Into Lint.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: The Fbi Should Just Ask U2 How To Get Into Someone’s Iphone Without Permission

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Once Marijuana Is Federally Legalized, We’ll Get To Tell Our Grandkids We Survived The Weed Prohibition.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Good Music Is Just The Air Fucking Your Ears In A Way You Really Enjoy

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Once You’ve Got A Good Handle On Food And Shelter, Life Is Just Trying To Entertain Yourself Over And Over Until You Die.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If Someone Would Have Told Me 10 Years Ago That People In 2016 Would Be Walking Around With Vaporizing Pens I Would Have Thought It Would Be Something Way More Cool Than What It Really Is.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Facebook Is Like The Tiny Town You Grew Up In And Always Wanted To Escape, While Reddit Is Like Nyc And It’s Noisy And You’re Anonymous.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: A Boner Is Just A Bar Graph Representing How Turned On You Are.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: I Think The Phrase “In The Closet” Should Be Changed To “Keeping A Straight Face”

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