just-shower-thoughts: My dryer is actually a machine that slowly turns clothing into lint.

just-shower-thoughts: My dryer is actually a machine that slowly turns clothing into lint.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: The Fbi Should Just Ask U2 How To Get Into Someone’s Iphone Without Permission

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Once Marijuana Is Federally Legalized, We’ll Get To Tell Our Grandkids We Survived The Weed Prohibition.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Good Music Is Just The Air Fucking Your Ears In A Way You Really Enjoy

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Once You’ve Got A Good Handle On Food And Shelter, Life Is Just Trying To Entertain Yourself Over And Over Until You Die.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If Someone Would Have Told Me 10 Years Ago That People In 2016 Would Be Walking Around With Vaporizing Pens I Would Have Thought It Would Be Something Way More Cool Than What It Really Is.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Facebook Is Like The Tiny Town You Grew Up In And Always Wanted To Escape, While Reddit Is Like Nyc And It’s Noisy And You’re Anonymous.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: A Boner Is Just A Bar Graph Representing How Turned On You Are.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: I Think The Phrase “In The Closet” Should Be Changed To “Keeping A Straight Face”

Just-Shower-Thoughts: The Entire Plotline Of Ferris Bueller Couldn’t Happen In Present Day Because He Would’ve Incriminated Himself With Endless Social Media Updates.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If Cats Realized How Much We Take Pics Of Them, How Harrassed Would They Feel?

Just-Shower-Thoughts: “You Are Totally Going To Get It When We Get Home” Has A Very Different Meaning When You’re A Kid Than When You’re An Adult.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Trying To Convince People That Something Needs To Be Done About Climate Change Feels Oddly Similar To Trying To Convince People To Help Clean Up At A Party In Progress.

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