just-shower-thoughts: Once you’ve got a good handle on food and shelter, life is just trying to entertain yourself over and over until you die.

just-shower-thoughts: Once you’ve got a good handle on food and shelter, life is just trying to entertain yourself over and over until you die.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If Someone Would Have Told Me 10 Years Ago That People In 2016 Would Be Walking Around With Vaporizing Pens I Would Have Thought It Would Be Something Way More Cool Than What It Really Is.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Facebook Is Like The Tiny Town You Grew Up In And Always Wanted To Escape, While Reddit Is Like Nyc And It’s Noisy And You’re Anonymous.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: A Boner Is Just A Bar Graph Representing How Turned On You Are.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: I Think The Phrase “In The Closet” Should Be Changed To “Keeping A Straight Face”

Just-Shower-Thoughts: The Entire Plotline Of Ferris Bueller Couldn’t Happen In Present Day Because He Would’ve Incriminated Himself With Endless Social Media Updates.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If Cats Realized How Much We Take Pics Of Them, How Harrassed Would They Feel?

Just-Shower-Thoughts: “You Are Totally Going To Get It When We Get Home” Has A Very Different Meaning When You’re A Kid Than When You’re An Adult.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Trying To Convince People That Something Needs To Be Done About Climate Change Feels Oddly Similar To Trying To Convince People To Help Clean Up At A Party In Progress.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: “One Man’s Junk Is Another Man’s Treasure” Needs To Be Put On A Nice Big Sign At A Pride Parade.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If The Universe Is 4-Dimensional And We Perceive The 4Th Spacial Dimension As ‘Time’, Then We’re Just A Stretched-Out Spaghetti-Like String With Our Newborn Self At The Beginning And Our Old Self At The End. Our Consciousness

Just-Shower-Thoughts: I Mostly Unfriend Facebook Friends On Their Birthday, Since It’s The Only Time Of Year I Find Out I’m Friends With People I Don’t Know.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Science Is Just Nature Thinking About Herself.

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