lordjoshbass: scientifrick: my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine im the aunt

lordjoshbass: scientifrick: my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine im the aunt

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