sheldontinydino: Happy New Star Wars Movie Day! Hope everyone can enjoy it like Sheldon and Puff here

sheldontinydino: Happy New Star Wars Movie Day! Hope everyone can enjoy it like Sheldon and Puff here

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Just-Shower-Thoughts: In The Usa, It’s 100X Cheaper To Take An Uber To The Hospital Instead Of An Ambulance.

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