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pandabomb: florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free.

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pandabomb:  florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and

Sunset Over Unset Life

Sunset Over Unset Life

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Leahhelranger: Today My Professor Shortened The Term “Significant Others” To “Signifs” Reblog To Make Signif The New Gender Neutral Term For The Person You’re Dating

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Softjoly:  Concept:    Donald Trump Is Turned Into A Flea, A Harmless Little Flea.

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This Exhibit Is Well Suited

This Exhibit Is Well Suited

Just-Shower-Thoughts: In The Usa, It’s 100X Cheaper To Take An Uber To The Hospital Instead Of An Ambulance.

Just-Shower-Thoughts:  In The Usa, It’s 100X Cheaper To Take An Uber To The Hospital

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Nevillles:  *Takes One Good Photo* Posts On All Blogs, Posts On All Social Media

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