ethiopienne: “sorry i didn’t respond to your text i was disenchanted with the entire human experience,” a thrilling new memoir by me

ethiopienne: “sorry i didn’t respond to your text i was disenchanted with the entire human experience,” a thrilling new memoir by me

Youaremyillusionsoflove: This Was The Funniest Thing Of All The Show

Brianconners: The Rock Improvises His Lines Causing Ludacris To Lose His Shit.

Tastefullyoffensive: By Pear-Shaped Comics

Dlie: Dlie: Maribopuppy: Killthewhispernotthedream: Ryouseiteki: I Am The Sand Guardian, Guardian Of The Sand I’m Just Reblogging This Because My Dad Didn’t Believe It Existed. It Has Returned Well I Spent Way Too Much Time On This Thing

10Inchflaccid: Neutraldankhotel: 10Inchflaccid: Neutraldankhotel: You: Eats 100 Ears Of Corn In Two Hours I Am The Corn King! I Cannot Be Outcorned Me: Eats 101 Ears Of Corn In Ten Minutes Just Another Day In The Corn Fields What? I Don’t

But-Mostly-Avengers: Felicitygs: Exequalistmako: Thegoddamazon: #But Everything Changed When The Fire Nation Got Fabulous More Like This Is Now Offically Sixteen Million Times Better Than When I First Saw It. Time To Reblog. It’s

The Scene They Took Out Of Deadpool That Actually Makes The Whole Movie Make Sense

Aeiue: Untrusteveryone: Fakkyu: He Was Trying To Sing Along :-( He Did Such A Good Job Im So Proud Of Him

Freakyimagination: What A Time To Be Alive! #Givecaptainamericaaboyfriend

Strider-Inquire: Strider-Inquire: Ok But Why Is There Such A Stigma Amongst Straight Guys On Taking A Girl Wearing A Suit To Homecoming Or Prom? Like Have You Seen A Cute Girl In A Nice Suit? If You Think A Guy Dating A Girl Is Gay Then Boy Do I Have

5000Letters: But Why Would Ruby Rose’s Character Want To Kiss Piper Chapman, Who Is At Best, Soggy Lettuce, When She Could Kiss Poussey Who Has The Eyes Of A Sad Cow Complete With Mile Long Eyelashes And A Heart Of Gold

Haroldhighballjordan: Do You Ever Wonder Just How Much Clark Needs To Take Care Of Bruce Since Bruce Refuses Sufficiently Care For Himself?? Like How Much Do You Want To Bet That Bruce Gets So Caught Up In His Busy Schedule That He Consistently Forgets

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