shittyideaz: Buy a bunch of fake cocaine and use it for snorting practice.

shittyideaz: Buy a bunch of fake cocaine and use it for snorting practice.

Shittyidea: President Clinton

Shittyidea: Ensure That 1 In 1000 Cars Have Confetti In Place Of Airbags

Shittyidea: Tinder For Adoption

Shittyidea: A Sex Toy That Complains You’re Not Meeting It’s Needs…

Shittyidea: Drying Your Pet In The Microwave

Shittyidea: Scroll Through Tumblr While Sitting Next To Your Mom

Shittyidea: Chase A Shot With Another Shot

Shittyidea: Replace Your Friend’s Incense Sticks With Sparklers

Shittyidea: Start A Band Called “Cancelled For Tonight”

Shittyidea: Have Two Criminals Be The Nominees For Both Of Your Major Political Parties

Impactings: I Wish When I Was Fifteen Years Old And My Boyfriend Put His Fist Into My Ribs I Knew How Soft Your Touch Would Be Someday. I Wish I Knew Holding Your Hand Would Feel Safe. I Wish When I Was Seventeen And All I Did Was Cry Myself To Sleep

Shittyidea: Go Into A Restaurant You’ve Never Been To Before And Ask For Your “Regular”

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