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shittyidea: President Clinton
shittyidea: President Clinton
Shittyidea: Ensure That 1 In 1000 Cars Have Confetti In Place Of Airbags
Shittyidea: Tinder For Adoption
Shittyidea: A Sex Toy That Complains You’re Not Meeting It’s Needs…
Shittyidea: Drying Your Pet In The Microwave
Shittyidea: Scroll Through Tumblr While Sitting Next To Your Mom
Shittyidea: Chase A Shot With Another Shot
Shittyidea: Replace Your Friend’s Incense Sticks With Sparklers
Shittyidea: Start A Band Called “Cancelled For Tonight”
Shittyidea: Have Two Criminals Be The Nominees For Both Of Your Major Political Parties
Impactings: I Wish When I Was Fifteen Years Old And My Boyfriend Put His Fist Into My Ribs I Knew How Soft Your Touch Would Be Someday. I Wish I Knew Holding Your Hand Would Feel Safe. I Wish When I Was Seventeen And All I Did Was Cry Myself To Sleep
Shittyidea: Go Into A Restaurant You’ve Never Been To Before And Ask For Your “Regular”
Ivelostallcontrolofmylife: Estebanwaseaten: Hanspolo: Do Ittt. (X) As Someone Else Pointed Out: Doing This Would Be Extra Fantastic Because Suddenly All Of The Pre-Printed Inauguration Memorabilia “45Th President” Stuff Trump Has Made Would Suddenly
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