pink-purp: half oz Jack Herer/half oz Gorilla Glue 🍃💕

pink-purp: half oz Jack Herer/half oz Gorilla Glue 🍃💕

Sevenpoints: Iidelirium: Captainragtag: Hey What If Someone Invented A Machine That Allowed Women To Transfer Their Pregnancies To Men And Then The Government Passed A Law That If A Woman Didn’t Want To Have A Baby The Biological Father Was Required

Peri-Dont: I Hate When You’re Like “Wow Nothing Is Exciting Anymore” And Someone Pipes Up Like “It’s Called Growing Up” Actually Deborah, It’s Called Major Depressive Disorder But Thanks For Your Input

Falseknees: Spring Is The Fucking Greatest

Shittyidea: Save Money On Interior Decorating By Using Hundred-Dollar Bills Instead Of Wallpaper

You Halfway Through Dinner W/ Parents When She Says &Quot;Daddy Can You Pass The Yams&Quot;...

Today In &Quot;Unnecessarily Gendered Products&Quot; : White Now Men

Kakumei-No-Tomoshibi: Unexpected-Imperial-Inquisition: I Want A Sitcom Which Is Just Every Single Shakespeare Character As College Students In A Dorm Building.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: I Hate It When Old People Say “Your Generation Relies Too Much On Technology”. The Only Reason Why You Say That Is Simply Because Technology Like Today Didn’t Exist In Your Time. If It Did, Your Generation Probably Would’ve

Just-Shower-Thoughts: First They’re Grapes. Then They’re Grape Juice. Then They’re Wine. Then They’re Vinegar. They’re Pretty Much Useful Forever.

Darknessandterrorandkittens: Roachpatrol: Tastefullyoffensive: (Via Shadowfogkiller) Well At Least He’s Taking It Seriously I Feel So Safe

Hot Boys We Have Problems Too

Bob-Belcher:

MonsterTits Mooning