Thomas Sanders

Thomas Sanders

Libertarirynn: So I Was Applying Whipped Cream To A Drink The Other Day When A Customer Piped Up And Said “Did You Hear About The Woman Who Was Applying Whipped Cream When The Can Exploded And Hit Her In The Chest And Killed Her?” Aaayyyy Thanks

Caffeinewitchcraft: Strikingvapor: Writing-Prompt-S: You Wander Through The Ruins Of A Once Mighty City. There You See A Man Grinning At You, Wearing A Rusted Crown. You Ask Him Why The Fuck Would He Wear An Iron Crown. And How The Hell He Got It Wet

You Can Lead A Horse To Water

Owls-Love-Tea: Wevansly: Did That Cat Just Turn Into A Dog With A Single Button Press? Witchcraft

Less-Hate-More-Lesbians: A-Fairy-Named-Eleri: I Love How Not Only Are These Women Different Skin Tones But They’re Also Different Body Types. Sometimes The World Can Be Okay This Is So Beautiful!!!!

Birb-Bian: Lesbianfeministwiitch: Caliiigurlll: Sitting In Traffic With Ellen And Portia (X) Omg Honestly, I’m So Jealous?? I&Amp;Rsquo;M Watching Ellen Degeneres: The Beginning At The Moment And This Made Me Smile.

Karlcat: Karlcat: Whoever Said Gardening Is Calming Was A Big Fucking Liar Gardening Isn’t Calming, I’m Fighting For My Fucking Life Out Here! Nature Wants Me Dead. The Sun. The Bugs. The Dirt Under My Fingernails And In My Eyes. I Am Fighting A

Jonlovett:“Stop Calling Yourself Gay If You’re Bi” Well Sorry Shelby But Bisexuality Has No Culture Or Community To Speak Of Because Half The World Thinks We Don’t Exist And The Other Half Thinks We’re Inherently Untrustworthy/Only Good For

Crsinclair: Shattered-Earth: Whenever I Watch Anime I’m Basically Always On Guard For Bullshit Fan Service No Matter How Far I’m In Because Anime Was A Mistake. So When The Always Suitably Dressed Train Technician/Driver Said She Was “Releasing

Surprisebitch: Cartridgefucker: Lakechampagne: Phoneus: He Lived With A Man For A Good Decade So Newton Was A Gay Sugar Daddy Pass It On My Physics Teacher In Highschool And College Physics Prof Both Talked About How He Had A Forbidden Love W His Pal

Yuurei: Karma Has Settled Down A Ton 😜Southern White Lipped Python // Bothrochilus Meridionalis

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