ojiisanholic: facingthewaves: “I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses. A wicked grin split across my face

ojiisanholic: facingthewaves: “I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses. A wicked grin split across my face

Lost-All-But-The-Weight: Lcrelei: Tag Urself Im The Void The Void / Canada

Womanfourwoman:if Suddenly You Feel The Urge To Cry Come Upon You Seemingly From Nowhere, Please, Recognize That It Is Not From Nowhere. It Is From A Somewhere Where You Forgot To Mourn Properly. A Place Only Your Body Can Remember. Let These Tears Come.

Devvaugn:um Children Deserve Everything

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Thatsthat24: The Dad Sneeze 🌬 (W/ @Thejoanglebook)

Thatsthat24: The Dreaded One-Sided Exchange Of Friends 😫 (W/ @Dahlialiketheflower)

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Advanced-Procrastination: Earlploddington: Freshest-Tittymilk: Prime89: Nightinngales: Bruh… Wait, If Their Names Are Puns On Their Power, Then Violet Is Ultraviolet Which Is Invisible To The Human Eye. Shut Up. 13 Years Y'all Are Gonna Flip

My–Darling–Dear: Foreverhelives: “Lady Who Has A Bible Verse For Every Situation.” Im Dyijg I Lost It At Apple

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Its Sad When You Work 8 Hours And Only Make $59.20 After Taxes….

Just-Shower-Thoughts: 90% Of Being Married Is Shouting ‘What?’ From The Other Room.

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