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Baku: Game Developer: This Game Is Multiplayer Only, We Want You To Play This Game Only With Your Friends Me, No Friends Mcfuck: Great

Dangerously-Human: W-Poc: Snorting While Laughing Is The Purest Sound And It’s Not Weird Or Gross Thank You For This Very Wholesome Positivity

Yourbigsisnissi:you Have To Learn How To Say No Without You Feeling Like You’re Being Mean. Setting Boundaries Is How You See Who Does And Doesn’t Respect You, Your Time, Or Your Emotional Well-Being. Anyone Who Sees Your Boundaries And Thinks Your

Doktorgirlfriend: Brain: You’re A Horrible, Worthless, Garbage Person, And Your Life Is Going Nowhere But To Hell. Me: I Don’t Know What The Fuck You Expect Me To Do About That At 11Pm, My Dude.

Crescellerose: Vampireapologist: The Most Fucked Up Thing About Married Straight Couples In Paranormal Reality Shows Is That The Husband Is Almost Always The Skeptic And The Wife Will Be Like Terrified To Exist In Her Own Home And She’ll Beg Her Husband

Rosebeaches: Ok But .. Insulting Someone’s Laugh Or Smile Is Possibly.. The Worst.. Why Would U Try 2 Make Someone Self Conscious About The Way They Express Their Joy.. Like ?

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Turquoisesuggestions:reminder: Your Friends Really Do Love You. No They Dont Secretly Hate You. No They Dont Just Put Up With You And Think You’re Annoying. Your Friends Truly Love You And Care About You As Much As You Do.

Welcome To Heck

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