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Just-Shower-Thoughts: Unicorns Have Been Part Of Folklore And Fantasy For Centuries And If One Suddenly Appeared, It Would Prove The Existence Of Magic. But A Narwhal Is Just A Whale With A Spike In Its Head.

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