sortagood: Person A: *softly* Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?Person B: Yes, actually. Multiple times.Person A: …Person B: I mean have you seen me?

sortagood: Person A: softly Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?Person B: Yes, actually. Multiple times.Person A: …Person B: I mean have you seen me?

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Unicorns Have Been Part Of Folklore And Fantasy For Centuries And If One Suddenly Appeared, It Would Prove The Existence Of Magic. But A Narwhal Is Just A Whale With A Spike In Its Head.

Scotchtapeofficial: I Had A Dream I Put Some Mcdonalds French Fries In My Pocket And When I Went To Grab Them And They Had Transformed Into A Box Of Marlboro Cigarettes. Nice Fucking Symbolism Dream Banksy I Just Wanted A Snack

Acitywithoutwalls:the Only True Ally

Theblacknurse: Ice Queen, Michael Rosner

Starsberrisnunicorns: ^Yassss! 💕

Trashboat: Trashboat: I Go Absolutely Ape Shit Buck Wild When People Ask Me If I Want To Run Errands With Them Like Let’s Fucking Go. And My Mind Absolutely Maxes Out Of Dopamine When They Ask If I Wanna Stop For Coffee. And If Someone Took Me To The

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Sixthrock: The Little Claw Marks On The Ice Omg

Moxperidot: Magicalgirlmindcrank: Moxperidot: Being A Human Sucks No Sharp Teeth No Claws No Horns No Ovipositor I Don’t Know What That Means But I’ve Been On The Internet Long Enough To Recognize That It’s Probably Better That Way

Rose-Owl: Emeraldboreas: Prairiedawn: Flootzavut: Spinnedtumbledofftopic: Lacigreen: Ryan-Guy: Mashable: An Australian Game Reviewer Got Sick And Tired Of Young Boys Trolling Her And Threatening To Rape Her, So She Did What Any Self-Respecting

Ace-Spacepup: Creepylurker: Ukulelekatie: Justcatposts: Hats Made From Their Own Fur Uptown Cats They’re Wearing Furry Little Pointy Hats Wizards

Abomination-Of-Gender: Icameas-Roman: Pioneerman: Incognegroo: Big Mood I Slept In And Laughed Way Too Much At This The Noisesssss Lmfaoooooooo Paranoia Agent (2004) Dir. Satoshi Kon

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