gasmaskaesthetic: The weirdest instance of “getting my wires crossed” I’ve ever experienced: I had a piece of candy at my desk. My intention was to simultaneously eat the candy and start a brief work task. I put the candy in my mouth and felt a

gasmaskaesthetic: The weirdest instance of “getting my wires crossed” I’ve ever experienced: I had a piece of candy at my desk. My intention was to simultaneously eat the candy and start a brief work task. I put the candy in my mouth and felt a

Xenosagaepisodeone: Charlesoberonn: The “Behold! Plato’s Man!” Moment Is That Much Funnier When You Remember Diogenes Was A Malnourished Bum And Plato Was An Olympian Wrestling Champion (That’s How He Got His Name, His Wrestling Coach Named

Tallowjones: One-Time-I-Dreamt: I Talked To A Young Man With White Hair On A Boat Cabin In The Middle Of A Stormy Sea. He Forgot Everything About Himself Exept For The Fact That His Name Rhymed With ‘Time’ So He Started Calling Himself Time. I Offered

Metalcatholic: Somewhatgrownup: Had To Do It

Firstdegreeliberty: Elpatron56: Association-Of-Free-People: Programmerhumour: Relatable 🤔 Best Part Tho?

Theimpossiblescheme: Libertarirynn: Libertypical: Cisnowflake: Theambassadorposts: Pretends To Be Shocked Who The Fuck Cares?! They Deliberately Left Out Danny Glover, Whitney Houston, And Mariah Carey And Forgot To Mention That Sandra Bullock

Theoiboi: In Hestia’s Name, May You Always Have A Home And A Roof Over Your Head. May You Always Be Comfortable And Warm With A Full Belly. May You Always Be In Good Spirits And Good Company, Never Knowing The Pervading Loneliness That Envelopes The

Kayeiida-Drafool: Teaboot: Teaboot: Teaboot: Teaboot: The Amount Of Times I Could Have Been That White Girl In The Horror Movie Could Honestly Be A Movie In Itself And It’s Honestly A Waste That My Entire Life Isn’t Constantly Recorded On Film

Exigetspersonal: Musterni-Illustrates: Attended Junji Ito’s Artist Talk Today And His Literal Advice To All Artists/Cartoonists Can Be Summed Up With “Go To Fucking Sleep” If This Is True, Then The Cultural Context Of This Is Especially Important.

Lizardsister: “What Do You Want To Do With Your Life?”

Flutejesus: Lastoneout: Jayalaw: Goth-Aunt: I Am Screaming Lmao Also This Reminds Me Of @Rosewater1997 @Kingofthewilderwest I Really Do Love That People Have Legitimately Always Just Been People. Like How Many Angry Breakup Texts Have Their Been

Thecringeandwincefactory: Haus-Of-Ill-Repute: Notvulcantears-Deactivated20160: How Wings Are Attached To The Backs Of Angels Haha, That’s… Fucking Creepy.

Rebelwhodoesntknow: Moami: Keep Your Friends Close, Your Enemies Closer, And The Ancient God You Once Summoned While Googling Latin Words Right In Your Heart. I Did… What? I Summoned… What? Where?!

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