flutejesus: lastoneout: jayalaw: goth-aunt: I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997 @kingofthewilderwest I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been

flutejesus: lastoneout: jayalaw: goth-aunt: I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997 @kingofthewilderwest I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been

Thecringeandwincefactory: Haus-Of-Ill-Repute: Notvulcantears-Deactivated20160: How Wings Are Attached To The Backs Of Angels Haha, That’s… Fucking Creepy.

Rebelwhodoesntknow: Moami: Keep Your Friends Close, Your Enemies Closer, And The Ancient God You Once Summoned While Googling Latin Words Right In Your Heart. I Did… What? I Summoned… What? Where?!

Cursedspite: I Wholeheartedly Believe I Deserve A Sword. I Am True. I Am Loyal. I Despise Treacherous Men. What Else Do You Need? Knight Me Already

Deathbydyingpod:six Feet Under Is Overrated. Bury Those Bodies Wayyyyy Deeper. You Do Not Want Those Secrets, I Mean Corpses, Resurfacing.

Ofgeography: Raimagnolia: E-Seal: Necromancer That Doesn’t Know They’re A Necromancer And Thinks They’re Just A Really Good Emt That Is The Funniest Thing I Have Ever Read The Thing Was, She Wasn’t Going To Be Able To Pass The Recertification

Acosmodot: Slavicafire:i Don’t Dress For Men, I Dress For Ancient Growling Gods And Women @Spiritspodcast

Everythingmymomfeardiwouldbe: Crayfishcoffee: Crayfishcoffee: Whenever People See An Intelligent Animal With A Witch, There Is A Common Assumption That It Is The Witches Familiar. And While True, Many Of Them Are Simply Magical Animal Helpers… Others

Misfitz-7: St-Just:night Driving By Boris Groh @Spiritspodcast

Nofreetrees: Writing-Prompt-S:your Son Has Taken To Writing Prayers In Letter Form, Starting Them All With “Deerest God.” The Misspelling Becomes Slightly Less Adorable When The Prayers, However Ridiculous, Are All Answered By A Doe-Like Goddess

Thatsbelievable:

Barduils: If You See Me Wandering The Windswept Moors And Highlands In Nothing But A Nightgown Plastered To My Skin With Rain, Wailing And Wringing My Hands As I Stumble Over The Already Mud-Trodden Hem, I Ask That You Do Not Approach. I Will Be Fine.

The-Hufflepuffliest: Ultrainfinitepit: Jakemorph: An Angel Wearing A T Shirt That Says ↖ My ↑ Eyes ↗ Are → Around ↘ Here ↓ Bonus Courtesy Of @Claiborneart: @Spiritspodcast

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