sodamnrelatable: today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”

sodamnrelatable: today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”

General Booty Reporting 4 Duty

General Booty Reporting 4 Duty

Zipping: I Was Telling My Friend A Story The Other Day And It Must Have Taken Too Long Because He Quietly Took Out His Wallet And Handed This To Me. He Literally Carries Like 50 Of Them At All Times.

Bluewaffleez: When Yo Momma Call U For Dinner And Its Not Even Ready

Bagmilk: Sorry For Replying In 0.2 Seconds Haha Its Not Like I Was Waiting Hahaha

Kataanq: Zerotheduke: Whenthewoodisgreen: Can We Appreciate The Fact That Gilderoy Lockhart Had A Selfie Of Himself Painting A Selfie Of Himself While Looking At Himself. I Think That Pretty Much Sums Him Up #Selfieolympics2014 Selfception

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Wastedm1Nd: Best Plot Twist

General Booty Reporting 4 Duty

Achillesfeels: Trying To Get Your Friends To Watch Anime

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Sherlockisgay: Cumbercorn: #Just Imagine If Martin Played A Doctor Who Companion #Who Was Kidnapped By The Doctor #And He Would Just Be Like Lets Go On Another Adventure #And Martin Was Just Like #Leave Me The Fuck Alone I Just Want To Go Home (X)

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