fagsindubai: i need like 3 shots before checking either my grades or my bank account

fagsindubai: i need like 3 shots before checking either my grades or my bank account

I’m Still Laughing My Ass Off At My Desktop.

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Yutoube: I Need A Hug Right Now Also Five Hundred Thousand Dollars In Cash

Jaegerades: Do You Ever Develop The Dumbest Crush On Someone That You Have No Chance With And Everything U Do Is Dumb And Feelings Are Dumb And I Feel So Dumb And Dumbity Dumb Dumb

Quiffturner: Wow I Need A Drink [Pours Apple Juice Into Shot Glass]

Allons-Y Alonso

Theshirtlesslifter: I Can’t Believe He Said All This!

Jamaicanrage: I May Actually Prefer This To The Original Story

Notesfromtheorient: I Don’t Think Brown Eyes Get Enough Love It’s Always Those Blue And Hazel Fuckers That Get The Praise And Attention. You’re Too Afraid To Look Me In The Eyes And Face The Chocolate-Y Abyss.

Gothegirl: I’m So Cute Why Am I Not Dating Anyone

We Gladly Feast On Those Who Would Subdue Us

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