Dumpster Guru

Dumpster Guru

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Dumpster Guru

Automatically: When You Think You Have $1 But You Actually Have $10

Thebeastfromthebigeast:quackenbuschlight: I Remember One Time This Dude Sent Me A Shirtless Pic With The Caption “Lol Maybe U Can Save This For A Rainy Day ;)” And I Was Like “For What? To Keep Me Dry? Because That’s What It’s Doing Right Now”

Alunaes:alunaes:when Ur Stoned And Get The Most Fucked Up Snapple Fact Ever Update: It Takes 243 Days For It To Rotate And 225 Days For It To Orbit The Sun So That’s Why

Chips Lmao

Tsunapan: たい焼き立ったの巻 (By Sweetstales)

Red-Winged-Angel: Crash1555: Hitlersroommate: “I’m Afraid You Have Stage 9 Animes.” “Doctor, What’s Going To Happen To Me?” Doctor Turns Away From The Patient And Speaks In A Grim Tone. “Your Desu Has Advanced Too Far, You Have Less

Poorlydrawnlinesfeed: Died

When You Are Fully Comfortable With Someone Mentally, Emotionally And Sexually

Songofsunset: Inventrix: 0Trevskies: When Friends Won’t Believe They’re Cute And Perfect When Friends Insist That You’re Cute And Perfect Shhhhhhhh You’re Cute And Perfect Deal With It

Galifianafuck: If U Ever Feel Sad Just Look At This Picture Of Tom Hanks And Jake Gyllenhaal