friska-freak: nogirlfriend: *spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness* in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece

friska-freak: nogirlfriend: spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece

Oprah Was Here

The Time For Games Is Over

Targuzzler: Predictivetextbot: You Ever Just Think, Like, What The Fuck Is Going On? The Bots Have Reached Peak Relatable

Oprah Was Here

Lead The Way

Daddy's Twisted Craving

Daddy

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Myleg: Trashboat: Whenever I See A Frog On A Lily Pad Im Like Yeah Man… Thats Exactly Where Youre Supposed To Be That’s What God Says When He Sees Me Crying In A Taco Cabana Bathroom

Itoric

Timbllr: Via Weheartit

Softdnp: Softdnp: Hey Babe Wanna Come Over And Fuck Ing Nap With Me For Ten Hours

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