mommatomycrabcakes:“LSD causes users to lose weight.”That makes sense. It’s kind of hard to get to the fridge when there’s a dragon guarding it.

mommatomycrabcakes:“LSD causes users to lose weight.”That makes sense. It’s kind of hard to get to the fridge when there’s a dragon guarding it.

The 'Classy In The Streets But A Freak In The Sheets' Squad

Thefrayedsoul:thetallblacknerd:me: Goes To Store To Make A PurchaseCashier: That’ll Be .89”Me: * Swipes Card*Machine:processing………Me: Machine:…..Me:machine: “Card Approved!”Me: The Award For Most Relevant Post In My Life Goes To.n.

Bopeep: I Love Horoscropes Just Bc I Love Hearing N Thinking About Myself

Tormans-Space: Gayemoji:gayemoji:me: Sees Bae On TumblrMe: Looks @ Phone And Sees My Text Has Gone UnansweredMe: “If We Lose Love And Self Respect For Each Other, This Is How We Finally Die.” - Maya Angelou Me: *Sees That Bae Finally Texts

Thehotgirlproject: Pax-Asgardia:requested By Astra Nothing Is Better Than This. Nothing. [Boss Ass Bitch Playing In The Background]

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Gorditabrandolah: Disgustinganimals: Oldmanstephanie: Follow For More Soft Alligator This Is Okay. What The Fuck

Obscenewasteofbandwidth:if I’m Not Mistaken Thats A Bluntosaurus.

Juicyj-Caint:lolexpress:when A Body Part Falls Asleep This Is It. This Is Literally The Only Way To Describe It.

Gorditabrandolah: Oh My God

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