myfirstnamesucks: meanplastic: Did you try turning it off and back on again? Put it in rice

myfirstnamesucks: meanplastic: Did you try turning it off and back on again? Put it in rice

Wishinyouthelillylife: I Just Laughed For 10 Minutes

Grumpysalmon: Urie:when Will Tumblr Stop Romanticizing Throwing Away The Seeds When You’re Cooking Any Variety Of Hard-Shelled Squash? It Doesn’t Make You “Cool” Or “Edgy” To Waste Perfectly Good Squash Seeds When You Can Easily Toast Them

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Comfy?

Gaysleepy: I’m Laughing Sooo Hard @ My Dad’s Denial Of How Fat Our Dog Is Lmao

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Funkybug:two Different Animals But One Love For Milk

Stability:theperksofbeingbeyonce: Stability: Running Seems Like A Great Idea Until You Actually Start Running Sex Seems Like A Fun Idea Until Your Bent Over A Bar Stool In The Back If A Club Your Too Young For About To Be Plowed By A Tall Dark Man Named

Pyrochasms: You Had One Job Kevin

Redheadrooster:geekasaur:i Really Wish That My Bio Lab Professor Would Stop Abbreviating Words Like “Analysis,” Because I End Up With Shit Like This And I Want To Cry…Discuss_Anal

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