natnovna: Boy: u wanna come over and watch a movie? Me: I’ve seen all the movies Boy: all the movies ever made? Me: yea

natnovna: Boy: u wanna come over and watch a movie? Me: I’ve seen all the movies Boy: all the movies ever made? Me: yea

Lejoligarcon: The Human Race Did Something Right When They Invented Museums

Ericheart: Srsly Crying

Sixpenceee: Brain And Spinal Cord(Source)

Ffsshh: Draw Stick Figures. Sing Off Key. Write Bad Poems. Sew Ugly Clothes. Run Slowly. Flirt Clumisly. Play Video Games On Easy. You Do Not Need To Be Good At Something To Enjoy The Act. Talent Is Overrated. Do Things You Like Doing. It’s Ok To Suck

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Macklemore-Fujisaki: Nogoodturkey: There’s A Copy Of The Declaration Of Independence On The Bulletin Board In My Western Civ Class Today While My Teacher Was Out Of The Room I Stole It And Put This Up In Its Place My Teacher Laughed And Asked Who

Notchicken: Notchicken: There’s This Kid In My Math Class Who Wears Cat Ears Every Day Its Getting Weird I Decided To Join Him We’re Starting A Band

Guess Who Just Got Laid.

Bilinguist: Me Shopping Online

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Deke-It-Like-Datsyuk: So One Of The High School Buses Flipped Over And This Was The Picture They Used In The Newspaper

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