Just so we’re clear, I’m fatter in person

Just so we’re clear, I’m fatter in person

Curlyhairedeith

J0Hnmurphy:myscudi:he Looks Like He Wants To Cry, This Is Disgusting. She’s Reaching, Her Husband Did Not Invent That White Boy Comb Over Or Fitted Black Suits She Needs To Get The Fuck Over Herself. Like Honestly, Who Is She?What They Both Said Is

Blackgirlsvevo:boy: Hi Me: Noscrubs.mp3

Mixed Emotions Club

Lightspeedsound:procrastveitor:loudons: A Moment Of Silence To All The Kids Who Can’t Wait To Become A Teenager Because They Think It’s Fun Two Hours Of Silence For All The Teenagers Who Can’t Wait To Become Adults Because They Think They’ll

Castielismycherrypie: Spoken-Not-Written: Incognito-Burrito: Moustache-Flavoured-Lubricant: Watermelonfucker: Bicorn: A-Skyofdiamonds: Tomhiddles: “I Think We Should Switch Places. When Camp’s Over, I Leave As You And Go Back To London And You

Justlookatthosesausages:islndgurl777:This Is The Ultimate Multi Fandom Family Tree Everybody Can Go Home

Contours My Ass @Drake I'm Ready Papi

Voidbat:carsonphillips:when My Mom Took Care Of Babies My Favorite Story Is About This Toddler Named Eli Who Took A While To Talk And Everyone Was Concerned About It But One Day My Dad Was Like “Eli, Can You Say ‘Car’?” And He Looks At My Dad

Im Dat Boi

Frenchtugboat:thegoneseriesblog: Tbh Americans Are So Funny They’re Like “Omygod There’s A Concert Near My House Its Like A 3 Hours Drive!!!!” And Europeans Are Like “Wtf A 3 Hour Drive Are You Kidding Im Not Going To France For That??!!!”

Truestoriesaboutme:haillordsauron:castlestark:i Can’t Wait Until Our Generation Becomes Teachers That Actually Know How To Make A Video Full Screen And Get The God Damn Cursor Out Of The Way Lol Cut To 15 Years Later&Amp;Ldquo;Miss, You Have To Make

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