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Girls Are Perfect
Girls Are Perfect
Theadventuresofmichaelpawlak: Mitzi-May: So It’s Almost 4 In The Morning And This Just Happened. I Got So Scared, I Almost Peed My Pants. If You Had Peed, It Would Have Been An Incontinental Shelf. *Stretches Suspenders* Two In One Day! M. Pawlak
Is That Big O? I Used To Love That Program.
&Amp;Ldquo;Big O&Amp;Rdquo; Was One Of Those Shows I Really Liked That I Was A Little Too Old For. Some Of My Friends Went &Amp;Ldquo;Dragonball Z&Amp;Rdquo;, But I Was Classier. Mucho Classier.
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Octo-Precious! Look At &Amp;Lsquo;Is Little Suckers!
Pussy Does The Eel-Waiting-To-See-If-You-Get-The-Joke Thing. Ahhhh? Ahhh? Wokka Wokka
Some Toast!
What Kind Of Memo Is This?
This Is Like My Bestfriendship With M. Pawlak, Of Luxurious Pawlak Mannor. Today Will Forever Be Known As The Day I Made Best Friends Until It Turned Out That I Wasn&Amp;Rsquo;T A Lady.
Some Things Need Google Translate To Even Be Whispered.
I Want Your Hair, Guy. And Your Suit.
Winning The Word
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