Midnattenswidunder: There Is Something Immensely Hilarious About This. Dude. Please Let Me Hang Out With You. You Are The Greatest Wingman Of All Time.
man-stuff: blaqmetal: man-stuff: These fetishes are getting ridiculous. “AW YEAH, I’M GONNA FUCKING SHAMPOO YOUR HAIR, BITCH, YOU LIKE THAT SHIT?” “Please, you’re getting it too clean! Have mercy!” NO I WILL NOT, DADDY
