cupcakelookinass: phil: stop going on that guys face you can’t make a 20 minute lets play of riding that guys face Dan:

cupcakelookinass: phil: stop going on that guys face you can’t make a 20 minute lets play of riding that guys face Dan:

Justdontwordshurt: Micdotcom: Latino People Are Refusing To Be Generalized By Donald Trump Or Anyone Else. So Fucking Proud

Doctorwho: Totally-Exterminated: My Career Goal Is To Get Phd Just To Say “Trust Me, I’m The Doctor”.

Hilaroar: Hilaroar: Today A Man Came In To Buy Collars For His 10 Cats, And When I Asked What Kind Of Cats He Had, He Replied Very Seriously ‘They’re All Supermodels.’ I Just Cannot Stop Thinking About This Man. Like, He Was A Reasonably Attractive

Maskedlinguist: Lizjamesbitch: Patbaer: Wellthatsjustgreat: Babygrot: Not-So-Futureben: Eatmoremacandcheese: “Hi Optus? Can I Have Dan’s Number, I Want To Take Them Out For A Beer And Possibly Marriage.” Dan From Optus Is Politely Not Having

Heaventide: Me With Anything Relating To Star Wars:

Sincerelysaraahh: Why Are The Bad Guys Always So Damn Hot?!

Not-A-Space-Alien: Proofreading My Own Writing Like Wow. U Sure Do Love Those Commas, Buddy. What If U Tried To Cool It With All Those Commas, Pal. All Those Run-Ons, Friend. Why Don’t You Tone It Down, My Guy

Ahzoka: Finnskywalkerr: Ahzoka: You: Why Is Attack Of The Clones Your Favorite Star Wars? Me: You: Holy Shit Wtf The Fuck Is She Doing? Her Best

A Kingdom, Or This

Bisexualbrucewayne: I Am So Delighted By Cats, I Love That We Have Little Bendy Animals That Climb All Over Everything And Break Shit And Dart Around Our Homes At Top Speed And We’re Totally Cool With It Like “Ah Yes, There It Goes Again”

Alayneestone: Tomorrow Is Promised To No One, Doctor, But I Insist Upon My Past. I Am Entitled To That. It’s Mine.

Elzabetholsens: “It Was Seventh Grade And I Had Just Been Invited Not To Come Back To My Private School. I’d Petted Some Animals I Wasn’t Supposed To Pet. The School Was Built Around This Guy’s Ranch, And There Was A Big Wall, And We Never Knew