queerunsolved:BREAKING: Local man fears the dark gorgeous aesthetic of Night Mode and now refuses to shower. More on this story as it develops.

queerunsolved:BREAKING: Local man fears the dark gorgeous aesthetic of Night Mode and now refuses to shower. More on this story as it develops.

Spooky-Lune: #The Difference

Star-Eaters: Rolingstoneboycomplex: When Lemony Snicket Wrote “I Will Love You If I Never See You Again, And I Will Love You If I See You Everyday” That Hurt Me Full Paragraph Hurts Even More. “ (…) I Will Love You As We Find Ourselves Farther

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Captain-Dorito:

Everybody Wanna Be Black Until The Police Show Up

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Thealogie:i Swear Any Time Im Trapped With A Man In An Uber Or An Appointment Or Any Other Professional/Capitalist Transaction Where I Can’t Just Walk Away And They Keep Making Bland Jokes And Engaging Me In Unpleasant Small Talk My Brain Is Just A

Silvandar:

I’m...i’m Sorry, I Just This Minute Realized That There Are People Out There Who Have No Idea That Heinz Doofenshmirtz Is The Best Fictional Father Out There. You Guys Don’t Mind If I Bombard Your Entire Dashboard With Proof Right? Excellent.

Lullychi: Everyone Who’s Been Talking To Me Knows I’ve Been Working On This Comic About Wlws And Cats For A While And I’m So So Happy It’s Finally Here!!! :D Idea Stolen From This Post :’3

Thebadmovie: Problemsleuth: [1920′S Gangster Voice] Every Single One’a You’s…… Every Single One’a You’s Is Valid……. T’anks Boss

Caroldanversenthusiast:saoirse Ronan Yelling At Timothee Chalamet, A Thrilling Saga By Greta Gerwig.

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