roguemonsterfucker:Current mood: Sad that I don’t have a rich vampire taking care of me financially in exchange for blood.

roguemonsterfucker:Current mood: Sad that I don’t have a rich vampire taking care of me financially in exchange for blood.

Paging Mr. Hermann

Segamascot:oated:segamascot:oated:someone Send Me Slightly Flirtatious Memes I Can Send To My Bitches To Let Them Know Im Downlike This?Nook

Bantlers:tbh I Think I Was Born To Be The Gardener Of Some Rich Handsome Gay Man In The Countryside In The 1700S And Spend My Time Sucking And Fucking Until I Die Of Shock When He Shows Me A Pear For The First Time Aged 34

Malanoite:

Log6:Pitbolshevik:pitbolshevik:while I Understand Where People Are Coming From I Think Its Funny When People Romanticize The Old Internet&Amp;Ldquo;The Internet Now Is So Damaging To Kids&Amp;Rdquo;Remember When It Was Like Extremely Easy To Accidentally Stumble

Seerofmike:seerofmike:too Lazy To Retype This But . Insane Interaction W Coworker Last Nighttell Me You Have Never Worked In Customer Service Without Telling Me You&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Never Worked In Customer Service

Alittledesi:kittens-Jpg:source

Ruffboijuliaburnsides:only-Tiktoks:well This Is Lovely

Lilacandladybugs: Lilacandladybugs:my Friend Told Me That Her Boyfriend Got Her A Super Cool Rock While They Were On Vacation Together And You Would Not Believe My Disappointment When I Realized She Was Talking About Her Engagement Ring *Holds Your Head

Paging Mr. Hermann

Cutthroatbitchcult:queer Solidarity

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