porkrub: *me eating something*: this taste like ass mom: how do u know what ass tastes like lol me:

porkrub: me eating something: this taste like ass mom: how do u know what ass tastes like lol me:

Thanksfortheroughsex: This Needs To Be Posted In Every Establishment Ever

Prettyvillain: Empressmarina: Someone: [Flirts With Me] Me: They Are Probably Just Being Nice, They Probably Do This With Everyone Someone: [Asks Me On A Date] Me: It’s Not A Date, It’s Just A Friend Get Together Thing, Probably. Someone: [Confesses

Lilfagbitch: Queen-Angelina: &Amp;Ldquo;We Are All, Everyone In This Room, So Fortunate.&Amp;Rdquo; Fucking Queen. She Understands Her Privilege And Shines Light On Less Privileged People.

Idkhumor: When Someone Mentions Something You Love

Glenn-Griffon: Demnewswire: President Obama Has Achieved Incredible Progress For The United States. Just Imagine What He Could Have Accomplished If The Republicans Had Let Him Do His Fucking Job.

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Papishanpoo: If She Randomly Bringing Up Another Nigga Name To You In Convos, She Got Her Eye On Him. Even If She’s Making Fun Of Him Or Dissing Him.

Itsyourdistraction: Daniellemertina: Don’t Trust People Who Don’t Support You As You Try To Grow Into A More Mature And Self-Realized Person. Don’t Confide In People Who Aren’t As Interested In Your Triumphs As They Are In Your Downfalls.

Walter44: Speakpapertigers: Mysharona1987: Puts On Detective Hat Hmmm…Something About This Just Doesn’t Add Up… Seems Legit, Even Says On The Bottom It Is From The Teacher It Has Two Exclamation Marks. Must Be Legit.

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The Attempts Of A Fallen College Student

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