davidbyrne: i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

davidbyrne: i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

Bloodbuzzohio: Allthehemispheres: 1,500-Bottle Multnomah Whiskey Library Just Opened In Portland. Who Wants To Meet Me There? Holy Shit God Damn, Portland Is So Cool Sometimes. I Miss Things About It.

Ghost

Steffalopod: U Dont Know The Meaning Of Corny Until U See The Captions That Male Doms Add To Sex Gifs

Merciless

Maaaaan They Just Opened A New Wendy&Amp;Rsquo;S By My House And It&Amp;Rsquo;S Gonna Ruin My Life.

Thickneyspears

Ok Lemme Give You A Little Backstory. This Boy Spencer And I Used To Work Together, Back In Like&Amp;Hellip;2009. One Time This Dude Out Of No Where Sent Me A Picture Of His Dick And I Ignored Him Forever. I Never Gave Him Any Attention Or Even Gave Him Any

Aquasoul-Gypsyspirit: Sade Gets More Beautiful Every Year.

Thecakebar: Apple Pie In An Apple! (Recipe/Tutorial) Oh&Amp;Hellip;

I Wish White Men Would Focus On Their Actual Burdens (E.g. Premature Hair Loss) And Leave Africa Alone.

Thickneyspears

Abitsmartassy: This Is The Greatest Headline I Have Ever Seen

JewishBabes JiggleFuck