dorkyhanji: dorkyhanji: if someone tells you your clothing style is gay, respond with: “yeah, it came out of the closet this morning.”

dorkyhanji: dorkyhanji: if someone tells you your clothing style is gay, respond with: “yeah, it came out of the closet this morning.”

Taylorgage

I Want A Relationship With Someone Who Kisses Me At Random Moments.

I Am So Lazy. Right Now All I Am Looking For Is Someone Who Would Lay In Bed With Me On Any Day Of The Week, Kiss Me At Random Times, Cuddle Me Close To Them, Watch Movies Together, And Just Be Silly, Crazy, And Just Lie There And Be Ourselves Together.

Xxweareallhumanxx: I Want ♥

Just Gaying Through Today

Lol-Letsscuddle: Want…Xx

Ashazzminscreed: Omfgcate: Dqdbpb: We’re Halfway Thru April, U Know What Tht Means? #Its Gonna Be May How Does This Make Me Laugh Every Fucking Year!?

Spacedbitch:splashesdarling:[Jan:] Oh, Why Can’t I Be Dead? [Marcia:] Yeah! Why Can’t Jan Be Dead? Jan Should Have Cunt Punted Marcia

Disenchantinqs:stressed, Depressed, Not Even Well Dressed

Marlborodiamonds: Sending Your Selfies To Nasa Because You’re A Star

Brisbanecitycat: Now I Ain’t Saying She A Gold Digger, But She Did Move To Ballarat During The 1860 Gold Rush

Iosaturnalia: Apparently You Can’t Lose Your Virginity Until You Get Penetrated By A Penis So By That Logic All Straight Men Are Eternal Virgins S A C R I F I C E T H E M

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