magicalmanhattanproject: if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest

magicalmanhattanproject: if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest

I Am So Done With People Calling A Trilby A Fedora!

Fake-Mermaid: I Am 150 Followers Away From Reaching 400K On This Website I’m Literally About To Throw Up I’m So Excited And Nervous Oh My God Help Me

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Vvaddles: When You Randomly Get A Ton Of Followers Out Of No Where

Ruinedchildhood: &Amp;Ldquo;Best Bud Leaf&Amp;Rdquo; This Nigga Musta Been High As Fuck

Bonerfart: Mum: “Do Your Homework!” Me:

Emojis Got Two Types Of Camels But No Black People

Lynzave: My Brother Yelled “Holla” At Me And He Was Like “You’re Supposed To Say Holla Back” And I Immediately Replied “I Ain’t No Holla Back Girl” And It’s An Hour Later And I’m Still Laughing

All Smiles Here

Fangartist: …Yup.

Laura

Laura

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