surprisebitch: when you’re trying to save someone’s life by performing cpr

surprisebitch: when you’re trying to save someone’s life by performing cpr

Hitlervevo: I Wanna Know The Story Behind This

Thefaultinourunicorns: Plot Twist: Your Teacher Accidentally Calls You Mom

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Stephaniealive: Alecats: Books Are Just Dead Tattoed Trees That’s Metal As Fuck

Marypussypoppins: Looks Like This Cat Just Witnessed A Sick Burn

Thenames-Hiccup: Yo Mama Jokes Don’t Work Very Well Here

Majormitchmajor: Amazing

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Amoying: When People Keep Talking And You Just Wanna

Surprisebitch: Gf: Babe Come Over Bf: I Cant, Im In The City Hall To Submit Some Very Important Documents Gf: Im Off My Period Bf:

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