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melpothalia:Crayola lipstick? No problem, Crayola crayons are non-toxic and most lipsticks contain lead anyway. Kool-aid hair dye and blush? Cool, it’s been done for decades. Mayo and olive oil hair conditioner? Kinda smelly, but just fine. Oreo

melpothalia:Crayola lipstick? No problem, Crayola crayons are non-toxic and most lipsticks contain lead anyway. Kool-aid hair dye and blush? Cool, it’s been done for decades. Mayo and olive oil hair conditioner? Kinda smelly, but just fine. Oreo

melpothalia:Crayola lipstick? No problem, Crayola crayons are non-toxic and most

melpothalia:Crayola lipstick? No problem, Crayola crayons are non-toxic and most

Slutwhat: I Laughed Way Too Much

Slutwhat:  I Laughed Way Too Much

Iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin: Daydreamingandnightwondering: Clarksextresser: Forget Obama And Romney I Think We All Know Who Would Do A Better Job Mary Poppins And Catwoman Maria Von Trapp &Amp;Amp; Mia Thermopolis

Iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin:  Daydreamingandnightwondering:  Clarksextresser:  Forget

$100,000,000,000,000 Kickstarter To Steal Saturn's Rings And Put Them Around Earth

$100,000,000,000,000 Kickstarter To Steal Saturn's Rings And Put Them Around Earth

Unfollower: I Automatically Classify Anything Over $5 As Expensive

Unfollower:  I Automatically Classify Anything Over $5 As Expensive

Beyondthegrandline: I Will Notice That Shit Straight Away And I Will Beat Your Ass

Beyondthegrandline:  I Will Notice That Shit Straight Away And I Will Beat Your Ass

Burgrs: [Sprays U With Water] No, Bad Opinion 

Burgrs:  [Sprays U With Water] No, Bad Opinion 

Ghoullable: Alicialoraine: Snowofkanto: Loving This Bathbomb From Lush!! 😍😍❤ How Did You Get It To Work Without Water? This Fucking Nerd Didnt Want To Get Their Pokemon Cards Wet They Couldnt Even Go Full On With Their Pathetic Joke Im Gonna

Ghoullable:  Alicialoraine:  Snowofkanto:  Loving This Bathbomb From Lush!! 😍😍❤

Labias: Fuck Y’all

Labias:  Fuck Y’all

Rad

Rad

Arcues: S00Tball: Amazing Pinnacle Of Modern Art.

Arcues:  S00Tball:  Amazing  Pinnacle Of Modern Art.

Ruinedchildhood: Fo&Amp;Rsquo; Shizzle, Ms. Frizzle

Ruinedchildhood:  Fo&Amp;Rsquo; Shizzle, Ms. Frizzle

Squashs:craiganthonywells: Squashs: If A British Person Is Named Shaggy Does It Kinda Feel Like Being Named Fucky? The First Time I Watched Scooby Doo I Was Distraught That’s What I Wanted To Hear

Squashs:craiganthonywells: Squashs:  If A British Person Is Named Shaggy Does It

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