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fancyqueef:cummied:fancyqueef: Me: hears footsteps coming towards my room Me: hoe don’t do it parents open door to room Me: oh my god i literally just made this post a few hours ago I made this post yesterday

Walking Out Of An Exam

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Nicest To Meanest Signs

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Curiovsly:i Honestly Love Drunk Girls So Much, Last Night I Was At A Party And A Girl Started Crying Because She Loved My Hair

Famous Movie Quotes In The Style Of Dr. Seuss

Ryeou: I Swear She Will Sleep Anywhere Except Her Own Bed

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Joshpeck: When I Say I’m A Fan Of Rihanna I’m Not Even Talking About Her Music I’m A Fan Of Rihanna Herself Like She Is A Goddess And Everyone Should Aspire To Be Her

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